tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178254442011-11-13T15:55:45.314-08:00Cassihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07613028291160057678noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17825444.post-1146007158188403542006-04-25T16:15:00.000-07:002006-04-25T16:22:41.913-07:00<embed SRC="http://home.comcast.net/~missyann0007/Office_Girl_Falls.wmv" WIDTH="400" HEIGHT="320" AUTOPLAY="true" ></embed><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17825444-114600715818840354?l=justtoofunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cassihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07613028291160057678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17825444.post-1137271829580083132006-01-14T12:47:00.000-08:002006-01-24T12:47:14.223-08:00<script><!-- D(["mi",8,1,"108c9dba746a1207",0,"0","Missy","Missy","missyann0007@gmail.com","<font>Alyse</span>, <font>Carolyn</span>, <font>Jessie</span>, <font>Tawanna</span>, <font>Alyse</span>","10:59 am (3&frac12; hours ago)",["Alyse <awashington@waterboards.ca.gov>","\"Carolyn (Home)\" <littlesomn42@hotmail.com>","\"Jessie (Home)\" <j_norbert@yahoo.com>","\"Tawanna (Home)\" <tawannabaker@yahoo.com>","\"Alyse (Home)\" <colbyco2@aol.com>"] ,[] ,[] ,[] ,"Jan 14, 2006 10:59 AM","STOP: Acts 2:38!!!","",[] ,1,,,"Sat Jan 14 2006_10:59 AM","On 1/14/06, Missy <missyann0007@gmail.com> wrote:","On 1/14/06, <b>Missy</b> <missyann0007@gmail.com> wrote:","gmail.com",,["","",1] ,"","",0,,"<1eff77fc0601140859y7094228cmd21ba1abbdc81c41@mail.gmail.com>"] ); //--></script> <div id="mb_0" style="text-align: center;">An elderly woman had just returned<br />to her home from an evening of Church services<br />when an intruder startled her.<br /><br />She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled,<br />"Stop! Acts 2:38!"<br /><br />(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ<br />so that your sins may be forgiven.)<br /><br />The burglar stopped in his tracks.<br />The woman calmly called the police<br />and explained what she had done.<br /><br />As the officer cuffed the man to take him in,<br />he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?<br />All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."<br /><br />"Scripture?" replied the burglar.<br />"She said she had an Ax and Two 38's! </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17825444-113727182958008313?l=justtoofunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cassihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07613028291160057678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17825444.post-1129352168072418172005-10-14T21:54:00.000-07:002005-10-27T18:03:56.976-07:00<div style="clear:both;"></div><div align="center"><div align="center"><embed allowScriptAccess="never" name="RAOCXplayer" src="http://home.comcast.net/~missyann0007/reptileattacks.asx" type="application/x-mplayer2" width="300" height="300" ShowC..'1' ShowStatusBar="0" loop="true" EnableC..'0' DisplaySize="0" pluginspage="http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div><a<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17825444-112935216807241817?l=justtoofunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cassihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07613028291160057678noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17825444.post-1129242421528775352005-10-13T15:19:00.000-07:002005-10-14T22:08:25.263-07:00<span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">I will seek and find you . .<br /><br />I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .<br /><br />I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan &amp; groan.<br /><br />I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.<br /><br />I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.<br /><br />And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.<br /><br /><br />All my love,<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Flu<br />Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17825444-112924242152877535?l=justtoofunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cassihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07613028291160057678noreply@blogger.com2